I should have eaten the monkey.

Hmph.

[A circus monkey appears on screen. He's wearing a little hat that says 'Morton'.]

Hey, hey, Morton, don't touch that! I've got to use that to...

[A big, monkey shaped hand comes down on the screen,]

Oh, Morton, you idiot! Stop that, or I'll have to feed you to the locals ( Read more... )

Huh. Never get into a relationship with a knife. It will stab you in the back.

Also, sergent, you promised me a drink. Let's get on that, oui?

Bonus question of curiosity. You all must have had a real job at some point in your lives, wardens and inmates, because 'professional nutjob killer' pays the bills just as badly as 'professional annoying ( Read more... )